1979: Smile!
In the summer of 1979, Dirty Jack’s Theater staged a revue; a composite of scenes from several shows. When the actors showed up in May of that year, the show was not yet completely written. That was one of many bad omen. Another was this actor who sticks in my memory but for the life of me I cannot remember his name. If any of you remember the cast in 1979, just one word will bring him to mind: Braces! This guy was mildly pudgy with a doughy face and unremarkable features, but when he smiled we all gasped. These were not the little wires that some adults wear on their teeth: these were big shiny railroad tracks. Metal mouth. Tin grin. We all were in horror of the thought of the follow spot hitting his teeth… It would be like a big cheesy disco mirror ball, spewing daggers of light back at the audience. From his mouth, no less. It was going to be an interesting season. Have you ever heard the expression, “chewing the scenery?” It describes an actor who overdoes it; hams it up, emotes an...